Mrs Clinton vs. Bob Dole Jr.

It's almost 1996 again, minus the promise of the internet.

Unless Obama is able to pull his share of the delegates for the post-Super Tuesday share of the primary election, we'll be facing an election between ANOTHER Clinton and ANOTHER old man.

McCain seems to have a little more energy that Dole did in 1996, but there's one thing that McCain is sorely in need of: the support of his own party.

It seems that the lion's share of the Republican Party is now lamenting McCain's rise to power after Super Tuesday. I'm watching Ann Coulter talk about how sad it is that Romney, a "real conservative" isn't holding position as the top Republican Nominee. I'm sorry, but how does being pro-gay rights, pro-abortion, and anti-gun make for being a "real conservative," especially in the eyes of Ann freaking Coulter?

Anyway, now that McCain is their option, they're taking my position and hoping that Hillary gets elected so that she can bankrupt the dollar with ludicrous amounts of federal spending. (At least that's why I want her elected.) They're of the mind that, as long as Hillary's in office, we can blame everything that happens on a Democrat for once.

Republican pundits would rather be on the offensive and slamming the opposite party instead of having to defend everything their moronic cowboy hero does. Now that his lame duck status is absolutely secure (Republican Sentors having blocked the stimulus plan that Bush set up with the House Premier, Komrade Pelosi), they're ready to sit back and do some good old Democrat bashing.

Here's to Barack Obama. He may not have much experience, but he's an agent of change, he's not a conservative in liberal clothing, and he's actually pro-gun rights. Yeah, it came as a surprise to me too. The man from Illinois--may he win the day and spare us all from a sequel to "The Old Man and the Clinton."